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rosaliemayipleasehavesomecoochie:

everyone’s discussed esme scoring the jackpot with carlisle but imo it’s just as true the other way around, like imagine stumbling across some dying bitch in the morgue who you realize was a random patient you treated for a broken leg 10 years ago so out of panicked impulse you transform her into a vampire and turns out not only is she ok with this decision she’s also a hot milf with a heart of gold who’s highkey in love with you and blows ur back out every friday night while ur telepathic son screams into a pile of dirt 10 miles away bc ur cheeks slap that loud like talk about luck rolling in ur favor 

i would buy her three islands i would be so grateful

LMFAO IM FUCKING SCREAMING